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Welcome to THE RETRO

Located at 7581 Colshire Dr, McLean, VA, "THE RETRO" is more than just a hookah lounge; it's a vibrant space where art meets relaxation. Customers rave about the friendly staff, delicious small plates, and delightful smoothies, making it an ideal spot to unwind after a long day. The ambiance is elevated by stunning decor that feels like an art gallery, perfect for capturing Instagram-worthy moments. Highlights include the flavorful hookah—customizable to your liking—and the owner’s specialty dishes, like the Halal World's Best Burger. With its inviting atmosphere, “THE RETRO” is a must-visit destination for both food and hookah lovers alike.

LOCATIONS

Welcome to THE RETRO, a vibrant hookah lounge located at 7581 Colshire Dr, McLean, VA 22102. This charming venue promises not just a place to unwind, but an experience to savor. Imagine a relaxing evening enhanced by aromatic hookah, mouthwatering small plates, and delightful smoothies. It's the perfect spot to enjoy good company after a long day. The combination of art-filled ambiance and cozy seating makes it an ideal gathering place for friends or a romantic night out.

One visit, and you’ll likely share the sentiments of customer Lo Mi, who gushed about the friendly staff and the delicious smoothies that complement the hookah selection perfectly. For those looking to snap some Instagram-worthy shots, customer Liam Amiri describes the interior as a gallery-like space, where art adorns the walls, ensuring a feast for the eyes along with the palate.

The menu here deserves special mention, particularly the way it embraces global flavors. From the Halal World's Best Burger to Shish Tawook, every dish is crafted with care. Stafford Refrigeration LLC highlights the owner’s joyful demeanor and dedication to customer satisfaction, suggesting you request the burger for a true taste of their culinary creativity.

While flavors abound, there are areas that can enhance your experience at THE RETRO. Some patrons have noted room for improvement regarding cleanliness and comfort, especially regarding seating. This feedback underscores the lounge's potential to elevate itself to an even higher standard. However, the hospitality remains consistently commendable, with staff going the extra mile even on challenging days—as mentioned by Maseh Ghorzang, who praised the team for their effort during a power outage.

Whether you are a hookah connoisseur or just looking to relax after hours, THE RETRO offers a vibrant atmosphere filled with rich flavors and friendly faces. We recommend you make it your next dining destination, yet, don’t forget to indulge in their signature smoothies and shareable small plates that will tickle your taste buds and elevate your evening.

For real flavors and a real vibe, connect with THE RETRO at +1 703-577-0775. Book your spot and let the indulgence begin!

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Lo Mi
Lo Mi

Went after work and had a great time.. friendly staff,great hookah, tasty small plates and absolutely delicious smoothies! I think its a great place to chill and unwind

Liam Amiri
Liam Amiri

I ordered Tea, Hookah and Tiramisu and everything was absolutely perfect. Beautiful and spacious hookah lounge with tons of art all over the place. It is like a gallery! For real! You can take a lot of dope pictures here for the GRAM!

Jay Fal
Jay Fal

Good hookah. I asked them for Mazaya lemon mint which wasn’t on the menu but luckily they have it in the house, it was really good. I like the interior but the place needs more cleaning there was garbage and old baboons behind the our seats. Also we arrived 15 minutes before they opened and we were sitting outside and was raining the host didn’t invited us inside! At 5:00pm we decided to get inside and we waited 30 minutes to the server to get our order. Another issue they served our green tea in a plastics pot which is not healthy! I still like this place and would love to visit them again if they work little more on the points I highlighted!

Stafford Refrigeration LLC
Stafford Refrigeration LLC

This was my third time here, and tbh, the owner is awesome, he has a very joyful demeanor and although he is all over the place, he makes it his goal to make sure everyone is taken care of. I wish that they had updated their hours of operations on Google since the old times stated open at 5pm although they now open at 11am for brunch, lunch etc. Definitely ask for Mohammad when you come and request a Halal World's Best Burger specialty crafted by The Owner himself!

R Turner
R Turner

I was driving by late at night and I saw the beautiful view and lights and I was drawn to check it out. Amazing place great view and atmosphere. The staff was great I tried the lemonade mint drink I loved it! Great place and nice place to take pictures

Anitha
Anitha

Popped in for a quick late bite for the Hubbs- grabbed a Shish Tawook and green teas with mint to go. Food was freshly prepared and service was good. It was a slower Monday night, so they weren't busy. It's also a hookah lounge, so be prepared to smell that if you choose to dine in. Forgot to photograph the food.

Noor Ayoob
Noor Ayoob

First time there I heard a lot about it from friends and my brother. I liked the place it was nice the hookah was great the staff was also very good and fast with the orders. Definitely coming back again in the future . I would like to have better chairs bc they are not comfortable just a side note and floor need to be clean and fix the main door it was bad seeing the door slamming everytime someone comes in. I will highly recommend this place to all my friends keep up the great job ..... p.s like the Arabic music too

Maseh Ghorzang
Maseh Ghorzang

Amazing place I been hesitant on going to local hookah lounges due to quality, but this hookah bar meets all my needs, I showed up on a night where the power was out and the staff rushed in and went above and beyond to cater to all my needs and made sure I was satisfied and most importantly the hookah is amazing here so smooth and I’m definitely coming back and will spread the word for anyone who is interested, thank you Mint keep up the amazing work, and if you’re hungry please try the halal pepperoni pizza you can thank me later.